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Quick Update — May 26, 2014

Quick Update

I am currently 35 episodes into Community. I won’t tell you what the best is, but the fourth-best is “Epidemiology 206.” Im sorry that I never got around to reviewing Godzilla. It just wasn’t in the cards. However, God as my witness, I will review Days of Future Past tomorrow. After that comes reviews of A Million Ways to Die in the West, The Fault in Our Stars, 22 Jump Street, and How to Train Your Dragon 2. Until then…

Liek dis if u smiel eveirtm.

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Site News: Five Seasons and a Potential Future Sixth Season and/or Movie — May 9, 2014

Site News: Five Seasons and a Potential Future Sixth Season and/or Movie

Well, I’m sure you’ve all heard the news that Community, my fourth-favorite show on TV, has been cancelled by NBC. Now, this may not be the end, since Comedy Central, Hulu, or Netflix may pick it up a few years down the line, but for now, there’s no more Community. And I decided to do something special in its honor. That is why, over the next month or so, I will rewatch every single episode of Community and then present you with the biggest and most ambitious Stank-Ass Ranking I have ever attempted: “Stank-Ass Ranking: Every Episode of Community.” This will be done when it is done, and until the point that it is done, I leave you with this.

#sixseasonsandamovie

Liek dis if ucry everitm.

Site News: Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh My! — April 27, 2014

Site News: Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh My!

Hey, guys. Just wanted to let you know that I’ll be doing quite a few music reviews in the coming weeks, including a Stank-Ass Ranking of Kanye West’s albums, as well as reviews of Rise of an Empire by Young Money, Demolicious by Green Day, Ready Steady Go! by Drake Bell, and Strangeulation by Tech N9ne. All this interspersed with a lot of movie reviews, including Amazing Spider-Man 2, Neighbors, Chef, Days of Future Past, and A Million Ways to Die in the West, so yeah. It’s going to be a pretty cool month.

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THANX AND ROBIN — April 11, 2014

THANX AND ROBIN

Well, guys, this is my 101st post on the blog. And coincidentally, as of this writing, I’ve also hit a major milestone in terms of pageviews: 1,122. I just want to thank everyone who has ever looked at this blog, and everyone who will look at this blog, and in general, everyone who’s helped me get to this point. You’re the bess, mang. While we’re at it, here’s a list of my next couple articles, at least one of which will be out today:

Reading About TV: The Community Finale

Music News-ic: the Best and Worst Song on Each Eminem Album

Stank-Ass Ranking: Muppet Movies

Late Entry: Muppets Most Wanted

Review: Transcendence

and a whole buncha other shit too

THANX FOREVER — March 10, 2014

THANX FOREVER

Well, guys, today we hit another huge milestone. 690 views. SIX HUNDRED AND NINETY. 690. 690. SIX HUNDRED AND NINETY. Seiscientos noveinta. Six ninety. Sixty-nine-ty. Six to the nine to the zero. A hip hop, the hippie to the hippie to the hip hip hop you don’t stop the rock it to the bang-bang boogie say “up jump” the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie: the beat. Das almost a hundred. Thank you all. Each and every one of you. Except you, Gary. You know what you did. Other than him, thank all of you. Seriously. I can’t believe how quickly I went from 15 views a month to SIX HUNDRED NINETY pageviews. At this rate, we’re probably going to hit 1000, and from there it’s pretty much smooth sailing. ‘r sumthin’. But seriously, guys. Thanks for everything. Thanks for liking, thanks for favoriting, thanks for sharing, and thanks for enjoying my content. Thank YOU for liking dis cuz u cry everytim.

Quick Update — February 16, 2014
Quick Update — February 9, 2014
THANX2 — December 16, 2013

THANX2

Hey, guys. Remember how I made that post about my 134-pageview milestone. Well, that was one month ago today, and since then I’ve reached 254 pageviews, meaning, within a few days, I’ll have doubled that 134. Once again, all I can say is thank you. I really hope you guys are all enjoying the content I’m putting out and I hope to be doing more of that shit in the future.

THANKS A BUTTLOAD

WEEKEND UPDATE — December 15, 2013
Thanksgiving Site News — November 27, 2013

Thanksgiving Site News

Well, since it’s Thanksgiving, I decided to tell you all the exciting articles I intend to put up by the end of the year:

TOMORROW: Frozen review

SUNDAY: Thor 2 late entry

THE NEXT SUNDAY: Delivery Man late entry

THE SUNDAY AFTER THAT: The Hobbit review

THE SUNDAY AFTER THAT: Anchorman 2 review

THROUGHOUT THE WEEK: Year-end lists like the top 5 best movies of the year, the top 5 worst movies of the year, the top 5 most forgettable movies of the year, the top 5 best albums of the year, and that’s all.

There may be a couple Break It Downs or Stank-Ass Rankings, but I doubt it. See you in 2014 for even more reviews. Until then…

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