Well, since it’s Thanksgiving, I decided to tell you all the exciting articles I intend to put up by the end of the year:

TOMORROW: Frozen review

SUNDAY: Thor 2 late entry

THE NEXT SUNDAY: Delivery Man late entry

THE SUNDAY AFTER THAT: The Hobbit review

THE SUNDAY AFTER THAT: Anchorman 2 review

THROUGHOUT THE WEEK: Year-end lists like the top 5 best movies of the year, the top 5 worst movies of the year, the top 5 most forgettable movies of the year, the top 5 best albums of the year, and that’s all.

There may be a couple Break It Downs or Stank-Ass Rankings, but I doubt it. See you in 2014 for even more reviews. Until then…

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